What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

Bible.. Hm.?

Maybe leave out

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?